Tell Me a Story

Title: Neville Longbottom, Gryffindor Extraordinaire
Author: humantales
Recipient: author_by_night
Character(s): Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,101 words
Summary: Hermione muses on Neville's similarities to Clark Kent.
Betas: The lovely muggle_prof.


( Neville Longbottom, Gryffindor Extraordinaire )

Title: How Babies Are Made
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ginny Weasley, James Sirius Potter
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Beta: muggle_prof
Summary: Ginny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently. Written for The Quidditch Pitch's February 2008 The Birds and the Bees Challenge.

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Title: A New Everything
Author:  humantales 
Rating: PG
Ship: HP/GW (Het Warning!)
Summary: Three years after the war, Harry decides to start the New Year with a surprise.
Beta: Many thanks to my wonderful beta rakina, who didn't kill me for forgetting to warn her.

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Title: Things of Value
Author: HumanTales
Ratings: PG
Character(s): Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin
Summary: The Founders decide that they need a way to pass their values on when they are gone.
Beta and Brit-picker: rakina
Author's Note:
Written for Prompt XVII of Sycophant Hex's "The Sky is Falling" festival.

XVII. History of Magic
This is your chance to develop a bit of history; put Professor Binns to shame with your historical knowledge. Take an event or a character from the Wizarding past and expound. These events/people must be canon (from the books themselves, the Harry Potter Lexicon, or JK Rowling's site)! You must go at least 200 years into the past, though how far after that initial 200 years is entirely up to you. Original characters are allowed, but they cannot be the main character of your story.

( Things of Value )

Title: Oh, Boy! I'm a Wizard!
Author: HumanTales
Ratings: PG
Character(s): Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Sam Beckett, Al Calavicci
Summary: Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into a sixteen-year-old English schoolboy. Harry Potter.
Author's Note: This takes place after the Quantum Leap episode, "Mirror Image" and instead of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix chapters 31-36. There are places in which descriptions and dialogue come directly, or almost directly, from the book.
Much thanks to my wonderful beta, rakina, for all of her help.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Written for Prompts XII and XVI of Sycophant Hex's "The Sky is Falling" festival.

XII. Crossover Heaven
Create a believable crossover between Harry Potter and the fandom of your choice.

XVI. Get Out of Your Box
This is the final book; let your imagination run wild! Pick an archive you've never posted to or read at and write a story that would fit there. Never wrote a Draco fic? Try and write something for Pureblood! Don't think you can wing a Weasley? Write something for The Burrow! If you're an author that posts to all archives, try the one you've written the least for or are the least comfortable with.

( Oh, Boy! I'm a Wizard! )

My story for the springtime_gen, written for amidalashari:

Title: Dear Ron
Rating: PG
Character: Percy Weasley
Beta: The incomparable rakina
Disclaimer: They're not mine. I'll put them back when I'm done.
Summary: Percy writes a letter to his youngest brother.

( Dear Ron )

Title: Lackland Elf Storage
Author: humantales
Rating: G
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy
Word Count: 1,083
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Beta: The kind and incredibly patient muggle_prof.

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Title: Be Careful What You Ask
Author: humantales
Rating: Children
Disclaimer: I wish they were mine, but the characters belong to J. K. Rowling.
Summary: Written for the Second Gen Ficathon. My assignment, from lostlikealice, was Trio-era. Parvati and Lavender (and anyone else) after the end of Lavender/Ron.

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